Google Santorum

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mindbabies:

lifeslittle:

sphincter. 

This makes so much sense.

I feel bad for the asshole. Not Rick, the asshole that was photoshopped onto his face.

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rasputin:

“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” 

I think it’s time to go home now, Rick.

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savagemike:

inothernews:

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

So a super religious anti-gay nutbag won in the South? WHO KNEW?

Rick Santorum’s face after creating his namesake substance, perhaps?

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"[I]n order for Mom to be able to go on welfare if she has a child out of wedlock, you have to tell us who the father is… If you don’t tell us who the father is, you’re not eligible for any welfare benefits, none, not even medical care. You tell us who the father is or you don’t receive benefits…We say to Mom that you tell us the wrong name, and we’ll bring that guy in and we’ll do a blood test and that’s not Dad, you lose your welfare benefits."

Rick Santorum, 1994, advocating paternity tests for every single mother on welfare. (via jonathan-cunningham)

At least he’s consistent. Consistently an asshole. Like Ron Paul!

brooklynmutt:

The New Yorker front cover: Rick Santorum in a dog house on the roof of Mitt Romney’s car

(Politico)

FTW!

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According to the nonprofit research institute SRI International, over 10 million Americans had cell phones by 1992.

Just can’t make this stuff up.